Thursday, January 17, 2013

La baguette is not French bread!

Ah, the French and their obsession with bread.  Don't laugh, it's real--and I'm totally with them on this one!

They have special flours for different types of bread--more than just white flour, or cake flour--it depends on the region where it is grown and all sorts of stuff.

There is a rumor going around that a true baguette cannot be made outside of France--and they're serious.  You haven't had good bread until you've ripped off the end of a warm baguette and sunk your teeth into the crunchy, yet chewy crust and soft interior.  Baguettes don't keep very well--but they're not intended to.  Get a couple of loaves fresh every morning.

They eat bread with every meal, no joke.  Apparently you can spot a tourist miles away if they do any of the following:
-keep their bread on the plate and not on the table beside the plate (there is no such thing as a bread plate over here)
-eat the bread before tasting the other food
--or don't tear it up with their fingers (to dip in the sauces of the plate)

Don't go to the grocery store and pick up a baguette (ironically named French bread when it couln't even be classified as pigeon food over here).  It just isn't worth it--you need the real experience, my friends, and then you will see what you are missing.

And I could give you a speech about chocolate, but let's face it, when all we've got is Hershey's, how can we compete?

Baguettes, chocolate, mirabelles, quiches, duck, wine, cheese--ahhh!  It's all too much!

Let me leave you with the wise words of my Parisian friend: You cannot use words to describe food, only feelings...

Time for dinner...

Cheers!
~Laura